Today I picked my brother up from school while chugging my nth cup of tea in an open mug and wearing ratty house slippers. I like to think I’m reaching new personal levels of not giving a shit.
(Unfortunately, some “Couldn’t Care If I Tried” points were deducted because I decided to wear real pants today.)
MARIAH. THIS ONE IS FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. WE ARE SO SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED WITHOUT YOU.
A;SLDJFOADFUGLALTHLSEAKTEHOJ;”EFH
PERFECTION
Dis one’s fo you, Mariah.
I would have left a lot sooner if I knew I would get gold like this. I’M NOT WORTHY OF SUCH MAGIC.
LOOK WHAT I FOUND. I’m in the middle of a major session of room cleaning, and I stumbled on this little gem from **~*HiGh ScHoOl*~**. This is the children’s story that I wrote and illustrated the day this assignment was due for Econ. It is utter shit, and I release here for your reading pleasure.
Companions, as associated with literary/fairytale characters
Oh my…oh my gosh.
OH.
This is brilliant.
(via lostwithoutmydoctor)
